Gather 'round, people. Even more praise had been heaped on my snarky, yet humble head. Sunshine, from "...and the pursuit of happiness" has bestowed another award to me.
Behold my newest award:
Now that's a kickass honor! I always knew that I had some purpose, a density...um...destiny to fulfill. Now it has fallen to me to measure up to the awesome responsibility of a feline's hind end.
I will do my best, Sunshine. I will pick up your torch and attempt to fulfill your greatest wish, to see the term "Cat's Ass" enter modern vernacular, and someday be uttered by world leaders. Obey her wishes, before she applies "The Shocker".
Trust me, you don't want to know.
SA
PS. The Cat's Ass really is the pinnacle of glory. This should fill out my trophy cabinet nicely. I shall retire with my awards, undefeated. No more are necessary, unless you plan to start an all out awards match. I WILL WIN.
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