Wednesday, November 14, 2007

How do you Say Lazy in Spanish?

*SA climbs onto his tattered soapbox*

Hello all, and welcome to another installment of things that irritate me that I must now point out and lambaste for the collective good.

You know what I really despise? When an accomplished blogger that I like falls into a rut, and starts showing endless Youtube clips or meme lists of what they like or dislike and whatnot instead of using their personal energy and creativity to entertain me. Dance for me monkeyboy, dance!!

C'mon people, bloggers are supposed to be the untamed voices of the free peoples of this earth, the creative artistic spirits empassioned with the need to share their views with others, not the third-grader class clowns passing on silly jokes during science class.

Pay attention smarty pants, or you'll end of in the seventh cirle of hell on earth:


I digress. Where was I?

Oh yes, I was surfing Youtube and found the most romantic video yet. Here, let me jump off this box and show you. *jumps off*

Now, I'm only kitchen bilingual, but that is hot, right? The way "biblioteca" just rolls off his tongue...just magic. The ladies must line up for that one.

Course, in my day, I found this to be a much hotter bilingual song. You know, when I was pitching woo. . .


P.S. Are soapboxes really safe to be standing on in the first place? It's just a box. Maybe they just don't make them like that anymore. I can't imagine one single thing that I would feel safe standing on from the Container Store.

These are the thoughts that keep me awake at night.

Hold me.


Jackie said...

That was more than hot, that was HAWT! :-)

Dana Whitaker said...

Seeing you use the term "pitching woo" is even hotter than the random Spanish.

Sarcasm Abounds said...

:) You two commented so fast I didn't even finish my editing and adding more random tangents


Speedcat Hollydale said...

You scared the tar out of me! As I was looking up at you on your "soapbox" I was about to run back to my blog and change a few things (everything) and then you stepped down and shook my hand for coming over.... wheeeW!! Ya had my attention :)

Cool post SA

Random Magus said...

I have a confession to make [let me step up on my box ;)] I find youtube quite tedious... crazy huh?

Anonymous said...

Oh come cannot tell me that your still not pitching woo..
I get you's the weather here dark and rainy and I didn't use spell check so if anyone figures out what I'm selling...more power to em...


Sarcasm Abounds said...

Well, being married for nearly five years now, my spouse's standards for "woo" have dropped drastically.

If I was to say, vaccuum the stairs, pick up my socks AND start the dishwasher at the same time, that would qualify.


Cindy Breninger said...

Haha, great post! I love being entertained and you entertained me...good job! :)

meleah rebeccah said...

This was one of your funniest posts..glad you back from the funk