Sunday, September 16, 2007

Pinnacle of Glory

Gather 'round, people. Even more praise had been heaped on my snarky, yet humble head. Sunshine, from "...and the pursuit of happiness" has bestowed another award to me.

Behold my newest award:

Now that's a kickass honor! I always knew that I had some purpose, a to fulfill. Now it has fallen to me to measure up to the awesome responsibility of a feline's hind end.

I will do my best, Sunshine. I will pick up your torch and attempt to fulfill your greatest wish, to see the term "Cat's Ass" enter modern vernacular, and someday be uttered by world leaders. Obey her wishes, before she applies "The Shocker".

Trust me, you don't want to know.


PS. The Cat's Ass really is the pinnacle of glory. This should fill out my trophy cabinet nicely. I shall retire with my awards, undefeated. No more are necessary, unless you plan to start an all out awards match. I WILL WIN.


Sunshine said...

Oh yes, you've ARRIVED!
But, anybody who worships at the sarcasm alter goes up several notches in my book. It's like a second language to me.

meleah rebeccah said...

Great Wording!

Joanne said...

LOLs, great award.

Oh, The Joys said...

Hmmm... what does one hav to do to become a cat's ass?

Sarcasm Abounds said...

According to Sunshine's Reference:

Cat’s Ass (courtesy Urban Dictionary):

The very best. The finest. The epitome. Most excellent. Absolutely, without a doubt, for sure, unbeatable, "can't be licked". The best, the bomb. In reference to something more excellent than a cat's meow.


A Week In The Life of A Redhead said...

Hilarious award. Congratulations!
Catherine, the redhead

the domestic minx said...

If it truly is The Pinnacle, dear SA..then enjoy it while you can darling, for there's only one place you can go from here...

Or In..



Congratulations, of course.

insanity-suits-me (Dawn) said...

oh yeah... you are definitely the cat's ass! Congrats!

S.O.S. said...

the "can't be licked" description is
laugh out loud funny.

What a great award title!


Amy said...

i've always WANTED to be a cat's butt! jk - great blog!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I had thought I saw every award, and then this one rears it's cat's tail. Excellent honor, this cat's ***