Friday, October 19, 2007

Sarcasm is Good. Sarcasm is Wise.

I've been sluggish on finishing the other two posts I've had in mind for this week, so I've decided I would open up the floor for a moment. I've been meaning to start some recurring bits here, let's try one, shall we?

Hmmm. Title. For the moment, let's call it "Ask Sarcasm Abounds." Not particularly catchy, but it will do in a pinch. I'll work on graphics in a bit. Meeting first.

I've had several meme tags which I have ignored out of hand, but if you really want to know something, now is the time to ask. One question per customer. Results may vary. Think of me as a snarky "Dear Abby"

Keep in mind that I am reasonably smart and very wise for a man of my years, and have been showered with awards, (I'm a Cat's Ass, beat that Mr. Gore!) and will be happy to address any burning questions you might have about advice, love, life, trivia, science, etc. Or you can squander your question on asking me about some mundane facet of my life, which I may answer truthfully or disregard out of hand.

So come closer...

Closer...

Hi.

What can Uncle Sarcasm answer for you today?


SA

(Of course, this bit has the potential to die horribly if no one asks any questions. In that event, I will amuse myself by answering any questions that come to my mind.)

7 comments:

Jackie said...

Gah, I'm sick with a head cold and I'm having serious trouble coming up with a single witty question.

OK, how about this - would you please fill out the "About Me" section of your profile?

Joanne said...

Would it be squandering my question if I asked if I could ask more than one question?

;)

Is there one thing you absolutely refuse to eat?

What kind of music do you like listening to?

Dawn Drover said...

Well actually I was wondering... If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him...IS HE STILL WRONG?
;)

the Domestic Minx said...

Dearest SA,

If I ask you a question, are you going to answer it?
Hmmm?

What? That's it? I've asked my question now, move along?

Sigh...
So close.

Anonymous said...

I'm curious to know the difference between being a smartass and being snarky? I implore you. Please explain.

Also, what is the best way to deal with tenants who refuse to pay the rent?

tee-plate said...

i've got a good one.

what is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Anonymous said...

I am laughing my ass off at DAWNS comment.

Hmm..and yes, lets start with your ABOUT ME section...then Ill have a better idea as to what kinds of questions I am going to ask you.